A man, or sometimes a woman, who often doesn't engage, or never has, engaged in sexual intercourse and is in position only to masturbate, therefore only able wrangles their wrist.
Friend: I heard he is real reluctant to have sex
Me: yeah, you would think he's quite the wrist wrangler?
Me: yeah, you would think he's quite the wrist wrangler?
by Maxipoohole May 8, 2023
The art of being so pathetic and useless that cease to be useful in society. A potato peeler with a limp wrist cannot perform their assigned job thus being useless.
by Trash Panda11 July 7, 2022
Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.
Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?
Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.
Guy 1: you better Ice that man.
Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.
Guy 1: you better Ice that man.
by Punky Jewster April 8, 2014
by Justin Sears June 29, 2008
Someone who has an unnatural affection for the intake of poop through their mouth by sucking on a Butt Pirates Pole which has their own poop on it.
That Limpy Wristed Fag has poop in his mouth and it is dripping down his throat. I think it is unnatural. It is perfectly natural to squeeze one out and pinch and wiggle your butt cheeks while doing it. It not natural to intake poop.
by Mr. Homophobia June 19, 2023
Someone who leaves a wet spot on the chair when they sit down. It is normally caused by the rounding out of their Cornholio by a butt Pirate. The rounding out and the expansion of their cornhole causes it to leak brown liquid.
by Mr. Homophobia June 13, 2023
There are many characteristics of such a fag. Someone who talks with a lisp and hangs their left all frilly like a girl. They dress in women's clothing and join cheer in high school and college. They become ballet teachers at the WMCA and dress in tights.
by Mr. Homophobia May 30, 2023