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Woman

The other half of the human population. In possession of two X chromosomes unlike men who lost half of theirs hence having only an XY.

Some women can create new life, unlike men, whose only skill is getting a new wife.
On occasion women can be funny. Some women are the Playboy bunny.
Some women belong in the kitchen, others always be bitchin'
Certain women have thicc asses; other ones have smartasses.

Many women don't know how to cook. Lots of them prefer books.

Women don't need no makeup; they just need you to hookup.
Trad woman: Men are superior to woman
Feminist: NOOOOO
by Maxine Mustang November 8, 2018
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Womanizer

Means just about anything any female says it means.
That guy wasnt just flirting or trying to be something other than abrasive with those females, he was really fucking every one of them in real life (while he was already with somebody that he knew wanted to be with him), it wasnt just a bullshit rumor. There is no other way to think, and there is no questioning the rumor to get to the bottom of it. If somebody says he's a womanizer 50 times, that must encapsulate him since they said it more than once.
by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020
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Woman

Guy 1: "hey, you see that person over there?"
Guy 2: "ya, what about them?"
Guy 1: "thats a woman."
Guy 2: "how do you know?"
Guy 1:"because they arnt as cool as me"
by Notafurry469 November 27, 2018
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Womanizer

(Noun) A song by Britney Spears, but is done much better by The All American Rejects.
"Womanizer was on the radio the other day, but have you hear the All American Rejects cover? It's so much better!"
by AARFanatic February 10, 2009
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Super Woman

Referring to the Supreme Sex that is biologically female.
Girl 1: I’m a Super Woman.

Girl 2: I’m confused... Is that meant to be similar to Wonder Woman or super woman?

Girl 3: No, it’s meant to mean I’m a Supreme Sex — there 2 Supreme sexes one being a Super Man — essentially we’re the highest authority regarding sex
by Justine Wheeler March 8, 2021
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womaning

ur a vagine for womaning out
by KOKI THE GREAT ONE October 12, 2008
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Written by a woman

The phrase “written by a woman” is mostly applied to men, who are literally God’s sent. They are respectful, handsome and wonderful in any way. (not homophobic, racist, etc.) These type of men are the most beautiful beings to exist.
“Oh, that’s Namjoon! Gosh, he’s so awesome, he must’ve been written by a woman!”

“Hey Eric, you’re totally written by a woman! You’re so nice!”
by Alynn <3 July 22, 2021
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