what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?
response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
Get the waiting for the milkman to show me around mug.Waiting on the World to Change received mixed reviews from music critics. Kelefa Sanneh of The New York Times called the song "a lovely and anger-free ode to a vaguely dissatisfied generation
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IF YOU WERE A WAITING ROOM I WOULD NEVER SEE A DOCTOR I WOULD SIT THERE WITH MY FIRST AID KIT AND BLEED. KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER. KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER. KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER. KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER.
by laurencimswife November 22, 2021
Get the Waiting Room mug.When you stand in one place not doing anything for a certain amount of time while you wait for help to come.
Man: How are we supposed to leave this deserted island?
Woman : We will wait help for a few days
Man: got it
Woman : We will wait help for a few days
Man: got it
by Musicman182 November 15, 2021
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A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.
A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.
Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:
A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and
B) Requires Zero work what so ever.
And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.
A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.
Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:
A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and
B) Requires Zero work what so ever.
And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
Get the Flowers waiting to bloom mug.{talking} AHEM, I'll Wait, {wraps cardigan around torso} HANDS ON TOP {that means stop} Thank You, Samantha go ahead, keep reading. That defines the I'll wait Cardigan.
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