Tyson P

A 15 year old who is currently experiencing a midlife crisis. This person, instead of a grain of salt, has a grain of life he is somehow attaching onto.

That guy is a Tyson P and it’s doodoo

by wowzers holy July 12, 2022

Tyson

The sweetest, coolest, funniest, most athletic guy you'll ever meet. Tyson will always be there for you and has your back no matter what. He's super fast and beats everyone who tries to race him. He's the best boyfriend ever and if you meet a Tyson hold on and never let go! He's tan, brown eyes, and super cute.

Tyson is Tyson

by Tysons_simp December 19, 2020

mackenzie and tyson

Best couple in the entire world. They would make adorable mixed babies. She is gorgeous with blue eyes and light Cape Verde skin. He is hot with greenish hazel eyes and full Portuguese . Just fuck already. 😂

UNF, buhbye ✋ Mackenzie and Tyson are perfect.

by Nahhnigga February 1, 2014

Aimee and Tyson

They are inseperable and always have sex like all the time

Aimee and Tyson are having sex again

by churchminor September 12, 2021

Tyson

Verb: to scream shrilly, specifically to shout “wryyyyyyyyyyyy”; to be super kind, confident, and sparkly (AKA be a true Queeeeeen)

Person 1 - He was so happy at the end of the week that he Tysoned.
Person 2 - Oh, that explains the loud wryyyyyyy sound.

Person 1 - Wow, that guy Tysoned all the way down the red carpet at the movie premiere, he just truly sparkled.

by <3 That girl July 12, 2019

tyson

Tyson is an amazing person and a great friend, he's hot, funny, and kind, he's an amazing friend and and makes an amazing boyfriend. if u have a Tyson in your life your very lucky cause he' an amazing one of a kind friend.

he's totally a Tyson

by anonyomous writer April 7, 2019

Tyson

A dad who loves his kids. He is the coolest dad ever (seriously). He is the top seller at his work as a weed salesman at a legal weed dispensary in Alaska. He desires to make his kids laugh and he wants to show his kids all the beauties of the world.

Look at TYSON, I wish my dad were like him.

by fefe_got_that_dripdrip January 5, 2021