He is a bright, hot, sexy man, and that is coming from another man. He hates Mrs.Miner with a passion. His friends are good but his girlfriend is better.
by To man April 16, 2019

TYSON stop farting on my cat!
by Cheese100900 January 14, 2024

by druwl October 29, 2021

The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.
by Kill The Queen-Penticton June 7, 2018

Tyson is a boy thats in love with his girlfriend, Kathy.
He spends all his time with Kathy.
Tyson and Kathy are soulmates
He spends all his time with Kathy.
Tyson and Kathy are soulmates
by Pretnding January 5, 2022

A cool guy with a massive penis.
by NotTyson September 11, 2020

A cringey YouTube channel made by 2 kids named Jakob and Tyson. The channel was made a long time ago, running along both “TysonKirk10”. The only posted a Super Mario 3D World Lets Play.
Person 1: Hey! You know TysonKirk10?
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: He and his friend made a cringey channel called the “Tyson and Jakob Show”
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: He and his friend made a cringey channel called the “Tyson and Jakob Show”
by Olivehead September 20, 2018
