tower monkey

Someone who climbs towers for a living

The light on top of that tower just went out. Better call in the tower monkeys to Chang it.

by Bob0117 February 1, 2018

towering mushroom

a very large circumcised penis resembling a tall thick mushroom.

yo dude that is one towering mushroom you have dangling there in the pisser!

by tjradman January 24, 2015

Smack Tower

Smack tower is the place (likely council flats) where you know there's hella drugs.

"Greezo" geez those flats look banged up.
"Deano" yeah it's probs a smack tower.

by ReesesBeefus April 25, 2019

Fruit tower

A slang term used to describe a multi-person relationship, or polycule. Even though it is called "fruit tower" It can be a "straight" polycule as well, even though the term in catered more towards lgbtq

"I heard (Person A) is in a fruit tower with (Person B) and (Person C)!"

by jackyup_diso January 13, 2022

Triffel Tower

When three dudes are banging three girls from the back and they three-way high five. Similar to an Eiffel Tower but one more couple.

The orgy was a success! We made a Triffel Tower!

by [e-mail] March 4, 2023

The Tower of Cumdon

The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.

"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"

"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"

by Bushmangarry January 30, 2014

Tower of Fatness

a shit tower made by ludovinci in ring 3
laziest tower ever

(person 1) Wanna go play Tower of Fatness?
(person 2) hell nah that shit ass

by duskk March 17, 2023