Off toast

When you are so dumb that if you killed your brain cells you would get smarter

Friend 1: what’s 1+1

Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: you have off toast

by Samurai552 October 2, 2018

Dad Toast

Burnt toast and then they burn it even more and then they have the audacity to scrape off the burnt only to toast it some more

Person1: I like my food with a bit of crispy on it
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??

by leavemealone__5 February 10, 2021

spaghetti toast

Toast with spaghetti on it

Put on your finest attire babe, we’re going out for spaghetti toast tonight.

by jslammy April 23, 2022

shred toast

A board (snowboard, surfboard, skateboard, etc.) that has been used and abused to the point of it being barely usable. Usually a term of endearment and respect for the board and its owner.

Damn man, that board is total shred toast. What is it, five years old? Dude, I say shred it 'til it snaps.

by bakermancan February 21, 2011

toast well

the holes in a toaster where bread goes

(no shit!!)

don't stick ur finger in the toast well, son

by Nige C January 30, 2004

Booty Toast

Sexual act in which one licks jam, butter, peanut butter or some other spread off a girls ass.

That girl's ass so hot I want to have me some booty toast

by McGrundy November 18, 2014

Scenes on toast

'Scenes on toast' can be used in a variety of contexts especially when seeing something that is impressive, interesting and/or appealing to a 18-year old virgin. The history is derived from 'beans on toast' as well as 'absolute scenes'.

Wow! did you see those nudes? Absolute scenes on toast!

by Callum Fraser, Dafydd March 13, 2017