“What do you mean you’re hanging out with him? He hung out with me too last week and we’ve all been chatting in group chats as friends because he’s only looking for friendship and nobody has got with him online, yet many women East to West claim to have been with him!” - “Bitch, none of us are with him, we’re just his mates, we got Daled!”
by Jackwabbit February 20, 2021

When you pass out doing a ballon of nitrous and everyone at the party tries to wake you up by slapping you in the face with their dicks
by Hot Dale September 16, 2022

Everyone wants to take a Dale home to meet their mother. Charming, handsome, intelligent, polite.
However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.
When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.
However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.
When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.
by Stretched asshole March 5, 2024

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 17, 2025

a common term used by people of New Zealand descent coined in the beloved move "Deathgasm." Fux u dale is a loving way to tell someone to back off.
Joe: Ayy mate, do you wanna go u hunt some kangaroos in the outback?
Paul: Fux u dale, not all people in New Zealand hunt kangaroos.
Paul: Fux u dale, not all people in New Zealand hunt kangaroos.
by happybirthdayemily February 24, 2017

by Unknown121317 May 20, 2019

MYMANMYMANMYMAN OMGGGG HES SO FINE AND KIND I LITERALLY TEARED UP WHEN I SAW HIM OMG HES SO AHAHAJBRNFJSO HES LITERALLY MAJESTIC, BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS I CANT EVEN EXPLAINNBB AND THE PINK HAIR?? OMG LITERALLY IM SUCH A FANGIRL FOR HIM IDC IF HES OLDER THAN ME.
by needingmulletgyu February 3, 2024
