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THONG

Thong, is when you have bebe and you wear on booty
Max: Yesterday i had bebe now i wear on booty i call it THONG

kenny: Wow! Is that a new invention?

Max: idk dude, maybe.
by bolt148 March 16, 2020
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donald thong

This is the formal definition of what former president aka the loser of the United States wears as underwear. A purple thong with lace that goes all the way up his ass. It has many skid-marks and smells like absolute shit, just like Donald Trumps racist self :)
"I think Stacy started wearing Donald Thongs, it would make more sense as to why she started being so uptight and annoying"
by joey bugsville November 10, 2020
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Little girl thong

Yes, we live in a world where such a thing not only exists but is a commodity. And yet we still don't have flying cars.
I have no idea what I or anyone have to gain from purchasing a little girl thong but at least they're not crocs.
by ApricotFields June 29, 2020
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Tit Thong

n. A variance of a bra that is comprised solely of thin straps that surround, but do not cover the breasts (or tits).
While I didn't see a practical application for it, the TIT THONG is incredibly sexy when worn.
by Max Steam October 7, 2020
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GG Thong

When a lady is obese to the point where her thongs are stretched to the max and holding on for dear life. Can be used for men in reference to their swim shorts too.
Guy 1: Have you seen that whale over there?
Guy 2: She's so fat her thongs are gonna rip at any moment
Guy 1: GG Thong
by TheJenerate October 19, 2020
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Hungarian thong

The V shaped patch of hair that runs up from your butt crack to your waist.
As the plumber bent over to work on the sink, he gave everyone a clear view of his Hungarian thong.
by Zoidfarb October 29, 2017
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Bong and Thong

Like Netflix + Chill, Hulu + Handjobs, Amazon + Anal, and IMAX + Climax, but including much more weed ( marijuana ). Also, sometimes called 'G-Strang and Baby Bhang'
Random Guy: Have you ever smoked weed?
Random Girl: Ummm, No...
Random Guy: Have you ever worn a thong?

Random Girl: Still, No...
Random Guy: Sounds like someone's in need of some bong and thong!
Random Girl: HELL YEAH!
( what she really said: okayyyyyy then... )
by ZombroMitchell July 5, 2016
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