oscar dick

What you say when you find the right guy with the perfect sized penis for you

Friend A: I met this great guy, I think he's a keeper
Friend B: Really? Tell me more!?
Friend A: Well.....for starters, hes definitely my oscar dick......

by goldnoel December 11, 2019

Pulling an Oscar

When a man and women are involved in intercourse, and he feels he would have more statisfaction by sticking his penis in a cup.

Mikey: "hey man, you hooked up with that girl?"
Oscar: "yea"
Mikey: "how was it"
Oscar: "Should have not wasted the time, stayed home and stuck my penis in a cup"
Mikey: "oh man, you're pulling an oscar"

by hahayouknowit October 30, 2011

Oscar Hester

all the ladys beg for oscars mighty cock

oh dude have you met the legend oscar hester

by Hezza69 May 26, 2019

Oscar Male

Usually friends with Jimmy Garden. Good at rocket league. Very pretty. Annabelle Hopkins are attracted to this specimen. Has a 57.7769955362 inch schlong with extra ketchup

I saw a Oscar Male

Doesn’t he have a 57.7769955361 inch schlong?

No it’s 57.7769955362 inches long

by Jimmy garden October 12, 2020

Carl-Oscar

Carl-Oscar is one of the most sexy people you can find. He's often bald, even as a child. His IQ is most likely on 75 but that doesn't matter because if you know a Carl-Oscar you have a true friend. His temper isn't always good, though. If you touch him or offend him he can very mad and beat you up even though he's pretty small. He's pretty

megalomania.

Holy cow, Carl-Oscar looks hot!
What's up, dude, did you see Carl Oscar go crazy yesterday?!
Wow, Carl-Oscar has no hair, lol

by Kaptajn Bertel April 1, 2019

oscar campaign

Similar to a political election campaign but with Hollywood producers and hopefuls, usually white or Jewish men, who spend a lot of money organizing events to wine and dine voters to try and win votes. These usually involve screenings and standing in circles to jerk each other off while telling each other how great their films are. Once the campaign is over they remind themselves they won the award because the film was actually the most outstanding.

That was an exhausting yet exciting oscar campaign, I can't believe we won, I never saw it coming.

by Toadster82 January 11, 2017

Oscar and Karina

an awkward couple. karina is, like, 5 feet taller than oscar. oscar is very short and loves the 80s. he plays farquaad in shrek the musical. karina plays mama ogre in the play and is a very very very depressed clown. she has led lights in her room and always annoys the shit out of her friends.

aww how cute its Oscar and Karina <3

by a crackhead theatre kid February 8, 2020