The act of simply putting your penis in a girls butthole while moving in and out with some form of rythem. Sometimes lasting only a few minutes.
Damn Josh & Jarred! Corey did the "Joey Jones" on that Hoe last night!
I would totaly dump that slut if she would let me do the "Joey Jones" on her!
I would totaly dump that slut if she would let me do the "Joey Jones" on her!
by Dave Dicksucker April 16, 2009
by DelariaMassHysteria August 06, 2015
nola jones is nola. She is scary. She makes me cry. But don’t worry bc it’s okay. Nola is nice. She likes ice. Nola jones is sophie jones sister. Nola is cooler then Sophie.
by Bubby boi November 06, 2019
-Basically being a bit of a sloth or someone who does the bare minimum.
-chooses to spend his/her days sitting around playing computer games with his/her little gunt hanging out.
-can also be someone with a button nose with a fuzzy teddy bear appearance.
-chooses to spend his/her days sitting around playing computer games with his/her little gunt hanging out.
-can also be someone with a button nose with a fuzzy teddy bear appearance.
- A JIMBO JONES: "I dont want to drive you down the shops, all I want to do is sit and play COD and eat the finest of meals fit for a king".
- SOMEONE WHOS NOT LAZY: "oh thats our jimbo!"
- SOMEONE WHOS NOT LAZY: "oh thats our jimbo!"
by MoyBoi January 28, 2010
An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
by Ohaganist November 02, 2010
A name given to anyone found taking a massive dump in any location, public or private.
Evidence that this person has just used a toilet is a slightly burnt smell resonating from the stall.
Evidence that this person has just used a toilet is a slightly burnt smell resonating from the stall.
by Wooosh51 July 29, 2011
by The real god123456 June 21, 2017