"Hi my name is Jennifer Hawkins and I certify these credentials as authentic."
"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
by The_ALCH April 28, 2021
Get the tooth actor authenticationmug. by cool_sid December 6, 2016
Get the dog toothmug. A phrase used to describe someone who is particularly bitchy. Litterally, a cunt that feels the need to gobble up men's dicks. Use only in very dire situations.
by Slavey McTavish March 2, 2009
Get the Tooth Cuntmug. Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.
by The Insult Man February 4, 2021
Get the Tooth Tarnishing Twatmug. The act of ejaculating in a chicks butt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). After mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the semen entrenched fecal potion. This is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good Polish tooth whitening. Finish off by wiping your dick on her curtains.
When money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it's always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion Polish Tooth Whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.
by Bugsy McDingle November 20, 2012
Get the Polish Tooth Whiteningmug. by tjwingnut January 19, 2010
Get the tijuana tooth pullmug. 