lazy popsicle

a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.
last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.
by theguywiththesmallpeen August 22, 2022
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what men use to describe their pee-pee
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT HIS POPSICLE! I WANNA LICK IT
by skeetskeetskeet0122 June 28, 2018
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When you have a quad amputee girl that rides you cowgirl style.
I picked her up out of her wheelchair and she hopped on my dick like a “Popsicle” on a stick!
by LVGhost September 02, 2023
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turning someone into a bitch, usually a term used in jail.
i wanna turn him into a popsicle.
by tonyo1 February 12, 2024
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Whats this say... 40 grams of sugar per popsicle? Oh well.
by The_Random_Dicthead May 21, 2019
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Used to describe something that is so uncool it becomes cool.
My dads barefoot shoes are so popsicle.
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A tasty treat made by a 11 year old boy by the name of Frank Epperson, that bacame a popular tasty treat that he made by accident. Epperson left a cup filled with powdered soda, water, and a stirring stick on his San Francisco porch. that night, it froze, making the tasty treat

In 1923, he unveiled the "Epsicle" in Alameda, California. 2 years later, he partners up with a company to distribute them across america.

Today, over 2 million are sold each year. making them one of the most enjoyed treats.
Dude this Popsicle is so good! They were selling them for a nickel!
by StarFrog_YT November 20, 2018
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