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full boat

"Full boat" means something is completed, or can not contain anything more.

If you're told to pay full boat, it means you pay for the complete service. Even if it's immediately cancelled, you pay 100%.

If you arrive somewhere, and told it's a full boat, it means you cannot attend.

In poker, it means full house. It's a bit inaccurate to call it a full boat, since there are three hands that can beat it, but you're likely to go a lifetime before seeing a "Four of a kind", "Straight flush" or "Royal flush."
From the TV show Barry, when an acting class is cancelled because of a death.
"This class counts.
Stepping away from the class is, in itself, a lesson.
So there are no rain checks, is my point.
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today."

In a poker game:
"Read it and weep. Full boat"

"Hi guys, can I get a ride home? Sorry, full boat"
by Kingdragonfly June 21, 2019
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Snack Boat

A small boat - like device, (designed for transport, but most effectively used as a children's toy) that is used to store tasty snacks for later consumption.
Jordan: Bro, I'm fucking starving.

Hunter: Its alright bro, I got a snack boat.
by KeepItSaucy October 10, 2014
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Yodel Boating

Placing your head between a woman's breasts and vigorously shaking your head back and forth while yodeling. Similar to motor boating except you yodel which adds a European flair to the activity.
Yo, I totally Yodelboated your sister yesterday in the Swiss Alps, then I took her to Paris and gave her The Eiffel Tower.

Yodel Boating dat' Swiss Miss.
by Sackajuhwayyyyahhhhh October 16, 2014
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Grandma's on the boat!

1. A slang term for when a member of ones social circle engages in an act that they would typically be unwilling or unable to participate in due to various limitations.

2. An ironic expression intended to celebrate rowdy behavior by juxtaposing that behavior with the behavioral tendencies of the elderly and enfeebled.
Prsn1: Lets go into town for a late night pub crawl.
Prsn2: Okay, but you know I can't handle alcohol quite like I used to...
Prsn1: Grandma's on the boat!
by Epimone July 5, 2019
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Square Boat

Someone who is straight edge, doesn't do anything bad.
Jenifer is such a square boat she wouldn't even drink at the New Years Eve party.
by Kyle1luv October 28, 2003
mugGet the Square Boatmug.

Boat stare

Hey did you guys see Mr. Shid?
Yeah he goat a real boat stare about him.
by sk8terb0i July 10, 2021
mugGet the Boat staremug.

get on the boat

many roblox chats with friends start off with subtle racism such as this and end with very racist comment never to be said to to people who get offended easily as it is all jokes between friends
get on the boat (said to friend starts a argument)
those black noggaers (because u cant swear) they are infiltrating into our white community and got into our white house that fried chicken licker cuxt
by noggarfardoon August 2, 2019
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