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Shocker

Obeyshepard mystery holder

Perpin dick ular mower…
Rideshared panty melter

Ubers people of shelter…
Landing stripped don’t belong
Branded as onlookers zong…
Listenstill waters deeper
My trapper keeper…
Information awnREBAR steel is it tinder?
Living outloud a def Marshall O’fender
Wordplayfooling Eyedea’s return to sender
Er Me Gerdgeistormed your single-wide trailer
God blessin’ ‘Merica, Grandma loved her a sailOR…
A bogo event at a Wal-Mart of course
So no pop-up stores…

Bullshit plus fish bones

Riding math range all alone…
Trench coat mafia robbed train wreck

Your rebel rifle team defect…
the rainbow rides unicorned

Binary 0 for 1 horned…
Fucked not playfool
Titty Class clowning ‘ol school…
Any taken day
boombox pushy play…
See you late sell mate
Go the hell on 2 wood hate…
Shocker in your wife like a faulty vibrator…Ol’ sparky and living math meet ster hater…I’m different sawzall the roof Cadillac all yall…tickets never made will call…Swandive blackout and dead stall…
by Pushmataha October 26, 2022
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Shocker

If your holding the shocker up your probably a broke redneck that has a creepy uncle
by Garywink May 16, 2022
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Reverse Shocker

This act is when your finger happens to slip through the toilet paper and you find yourself on the business end of it. Aptly named due to the same surprise one would experience during "The Shocker"
Man I took on an extra job in the shitter when I was finishing up the paperwork and I pulled a reverse shocker on myself.
by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023
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Tesla Shocker

“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”

A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.
Elon Musk is about to be giving the Tesla Shocker to bitches on the hyper-loop.
by AnneFranksUncle September 5, 2018
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shocker

The art of ramming fingers into her vagina and anal canal unexpectedly
Gave that girl the shocker and she loved it.
by kenngodthemanhimself January 20, 2019
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west coast shocker

I gave her a West Coast Shocker. Two in her pink and one in her stink.
by AHar August 3, 2014
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Shocker

When a man is trying to get a woman super horny, he will often insert two fingers in her pussy and one in her booty....causing intense pleasure .
I wasn't into him until he used the shocker on me. Now I can't get enough of him.

Lame sex life? Tell him to use the shocker until you climax...it is incredable.
by Satan_Spice December 7, 2016
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