Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

Out of tune harmonica

Blowing into your partners anus during analingus, in order to build up enough air to cause sound to permeate from the sphincter.

"I got a little too into it last night and accidentally made Jill into an out of tune harmonica."

by gmos-kill February 07, 2018

Tune Muser

A person he wathces endless caroons such as Spongbob, speed racer, simpsons, family guy, etc.

This guy is a real tune muser. Get you headt out of Meg Griffin's butt.

by NJ Dude February 06, 2013

tune wagon

A collection of good songs

The latest NOW CD is an also lite tune wagon!

by Phurl October 14, 2019

Tuning Oil

Used in southern Appalachia to describe white liquor (moonshine), because the shine will get you "tuned in"!

Give me a horn of that tuning oil, man!

by Da Big Ragu March 11, 2024

Out of tune person

Beginner musicians who aren't that good at playing any instruments yet

Boy: "oh man, I turned my guitar yesterday but it still sounds bad"
Boy nr 2: "maybe it's because you're a out of tune person "

by Myampisbroken April 23, 2020

Tune-Fuck

The act of tuning the strings of a guitar so tight or so low that it's not only an annoyance for the guitarist to tune back and/or may cause the strings to be damaged

Well man, you stole his drum gells, so I Tune-Fucked your guitar to get back at your for it

by Pale Horseman May 07, 2015