Anal-Speaking

When someone's speech is so outrageous, he's speaking out of his ass.

John, as usual, would making such outrageous statements that were not true, everyone felt he was anal-speaking again.

by Compendium-of useful info November 15, 2025

Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.

My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024