Monkey Steamer

Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.

Hey tony, your a monkey steamer. or F*ck you bro your a fat as monkey steamer.

by iacman June 16, 2010

steamer pile on

It is when you and your co-workers decide to drop dueces into one bowl, and to never flush it all day long.

Hey, wanna piss off the janitor with a steamer pile on?

by Mark the Spark September 24, 2008

teamer steamer

to drop fecal matter into a public toilet in sucession by multiple people so that the janitor has to scoop it out by hand because there is so much shit

Because of the teamer steamer, my mom had a fun time using her garden gloves scooping it out.

by Joe Oompaloompa December 9, 2008

Pickled Steamer

A variation of the "drydock." Start with a standard drydock (shut of toilet water supply, flush water out, leave a big STEAMING turd in the bowl), then piss on it. You are left with a steaming pile of pickled poop.

The hostess at that Christmas party was being a bitch, so I left a Pickled Steamer in her powder room.

by pilreadydog April 30, 2008

Portland steamer

Eating a lobster roll while defecating and shimmying on your lovers chest.

I'm so glad we've incorporated shellfish into our lovemaking. The Portland steamer is a bounty of smells I'll not soon forget!

by Jarrid October 11, 2017

Cleveland Steamer

To give someone a Cleveland Steamer the right way you must shit on a womans chest and the shit MUST be steaming. This is much easyer to do when it is cold outside since the shit will come out warm and it will steam.

Jim gave Kristin a Cleveland Steamer.

by Philip Saurman April 17, 2005

British Steamer

The act of defecation into somebody's mouth.

Tucker took off his pants and underwear, squatted over Corey's open mouth and gave him a British Steamer.

It's called a British steamer because the British are known for awful cooking.

by Mustaf Arad Apyur Poupr September 29, 2005