Sloth

A slutty goth person/ a girl who is goth and dresses particularly slutty
omg look at that girl. shes a total sloth.
by sweetdestruction July 3, 2018
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A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.
Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.
by BendJehovah April 18, 2014
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Bar Sloth

A bar sloth is a female who hangs on the men who want no part of it. Really a creature of opportunity!
“That creature, Noel was being a complete bar sloth last night.”
by TheBigSnake June 4, 2022
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mofo sloths

A group of very close friends. Normally girls and more than 3 girls. Can also be used as a form of aggravation on a hot day at the zoo.
"Where are the mofo sloths?" -gc names
by trolled123 July 17, 2017
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Vincent the Sloth

This rare sloth was recently reclassified from the MEMS Zoo in southern New York as a a furry, head dandruff flaky, tubby lubby bum bum. This creature moves at a woping 1 mile per hour. His fecal infested feet (see Vinny drips definition) smell worse than your grandmothers sweaty vagina. He stares off into the distance waiting for his next big zit to appear. This animal lives off of lamb and what ever comes off of Joe Exoctics Walmart meat truck. Stay away from this creature, they are going extinct but do not have the capability of sexual intercourse due to to tub of lard covering its waste line. THIS ANIMAL IS VERY DANGEROUS TO WOMEN UNDER THE AGE OF 16
The next Joe Exoctic netflix series will be on Vincent the sloth
by Horny toddler May 5, 2020
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Sloth

A sloth is used to describe someone who is very kind, chill, and doesn't give a damn about what other people say. These types of people are very friendly, and are know for their special ability to see the good in even the most bleak situations.
"Dude... Jerry is a very kind Sloth!"

"How do you know?"

"He gets bullied everyday, and yet he's always chill and understanding. He'll, he makes the best pizza rolls I ever had."

"Huh... Magnificent Sloth..."
by Softestsloth420 June 22, 2025
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sloth texter

I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter
by Kk that girl March 2, 2017
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