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Sermon on the Mount

When a female is riding cowgirl and screaming coherent biblical terms, or terms related to religion, as if she was giving a sermon.
This girl was riding me and just broke out a sermon on the mount.
by paigeville October 22, 2009
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"posting words with serious and actual definitions on urbandictionary"

Person 1: What are you doing?

Person 2: I'm posting words with actual definitions on UrbanDictionary

Person 1: Good to know.
by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022
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seriously

replaces random as most annoying word in the world. it does not mean you're serious, and does not effectively emphasize what you just said. instead, secures you a position at the bottom of the social ladder.
A: the teacher doesn't know what she's doing.
B: i know. i really hate math. seriously.
(pause)
A: ok bye.
by wrbivrty October 16, 2008
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serio

boy: Quiero los zapatos azules.

girl: serio?!?!?!?!?
by 662614 September 26, 2009
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seroquel

This drug contains DIBENZOA,IPYRENE which causes cancer in adition to diabetes and obesity. This drug is another example of psychiatric genocide.
Some people got an apology and a country out of the holocaust while others got zyprexa and seroquel.
by agiprop March 5, 2008
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wants to date but nothing serious

It probably means that the woman in question wants to go on dates with multiple guys but not be in a relationship with anyone specific. But please keep this in mind: ALL Women are fickle when it comes to the dating scene, so if you went on one date and it went well or she decided she had a crush on you, she'll change her mind and desires to be in a relationship with you.
ALL women that has the term "wants to date but nothing serious" in their dating profiles, it means that they'll date multiple guys. Even though these women go on multiple dates with multiple guys, they have no expectations beyond those first, second, third, etc. amount of dates. They always keep their options open. And they ALWAYS CONTROL the Dating Narrative, not the Men. Comedian Chris Rock was ABSOLUTELY correct when he spoke his famous QUOTE: "A MAN is ONLY as FAITHFUL as HIS OPTIONS." In the same way, WOMEN are ONLY as FAITHFUL as THEIR OPTIONS too. So it's only fair that we as men remember that too.
by EC's Dating terminology May 27, 2017
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serious as a lawyer

When a very drunk girlhas drinkin alot to much and is to drunk to walk or talk,and we dont want her makin a fool out of herself,so we tell her to be serious,and she says "Don't worry guys im serious as a lawyer!!!".
Drunk Girl:*falling over and talking very loudly*
girl1:"be serious kay!"
girl2:"yea just don't talk!"
Drunk Girl:"DON'T WORRY GUYS I CAN BE AS SERIOUS AS A LAWYER!!!"

dam that drunk bitch is being as serious as a lawyer!
by LittleMermaid19019 April 10, 2008
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