Schlong tom bomb

For a male to whip out his semi erect penis and slap it on a females back.

Jenny: you know what I fancy, receiving a serious schlong tom bomb.

John: I can help you there 2 secs, lemme just whip it out.

by Schlongonthat July 14, 2016

Schlong

You hardly ever see a schlong that is bigger than a head, unless it's made of rubber. That must have happened for a reason.

If you've watched a porno before, you notice you dont see a schlong larger than a head. Most guys are not 10 foot tall avatars, avatars might have schlongs larger than a human head.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Schlong snot

Euphemism for semen

"Cum is such an outdated term. You should call it schlong snot instead"

by Nuts N. Bolts December 6, 2020