shat the bed

a slang phrase that is often used to mean 'woke up early', the reasoning being that if you shat the bed you would get out of it asap.

-'shat the bed'?
-'nah couldnt sleep'

by Lucys_Drowning October 20, 2008

Pee shat

piss To take a quik piss.

I'm going to take a quik pee shat's be for we leave

by Massimiliano Manca October 4, 2006

Chat shat

When you're having an IM conversation with someone and their chat crashes or otherwise gives up. Their chat is then said to have shat on you or your conversation.

Hey man, your chat shat on me. Sorry, it crashed, but the worst part is it dumps all that chat shat on my phone so I have to switch back and forth.

by zagen July 22, 2010

shat

Past tense of shit.

I shat on your land.

by Justin May 1, 2002

shat on a turtle.

to have defacated, past tense of "shit", "shat my pants": to indicate surprise. This isn't slang, it is the actual grammatically correct past tense of shit.

it scared me so bad i nearly shat on a turtle...

by jaybiam July 6, 2011

shat bandit

i crazy diluted person who goes on treasure hunts but accidentely steals peoples shit right out of ther assholes. Usually mentally retarded.

the shat bandit was running around town and stealing peoples shit

by alex the tweek18 March 20, 2003

shat

the pastense of shit.

i shat myself last night. da turds was green and shit.

by orioles987 April 6, 2003