Salad God

A being of higher power created entirely from salad. The creation of this being caused the destruction and famine of Ethiopia.

Salad God is an awful character please kill him

by SexualDorito69 June 12, 2018

Heck Salad

A less obvious synonym for cannabis, as devil's lettuce has become mainstream for police suspicion

Bro1: Yo dude wanna smoke the devil's lettuce?
Bro2: Hey bro watch out, cops can hear us!
Bro1: Yeah sorry bro, got any Heck Salad?

by HeckTheHawk April 24, 2018

Salad Thunder

An ass team in Polk County, FL

A shit team in football.

John- "did you see the football game at Lake Region last night"
Jacob- "yea they were salad thunder as fuck"

by saladcock September 6, 2019

Salad Head

A person who likes Joey Salads.

Man, he’s such a salad head!
Yeah, I saw him watching Joey Salads yesterday.

by saltandvinibba January 13, 2018

minnesota salad

Generously coating your lover with a thick coat of marshmallows, mayonnaise, and clementine oranges and vigorously riding them like a polar bear all the way to Duluth.

Dustin asked his girlfriend for a Minnesota Salad and had mayonaise stuck in his ear for a week.

by OfficerJohn September 6, 2017

flute salad

The biggest and loudest banger in the game Runescape. Official theme song of the clan Calquats

Cam - yo homie pass me the aux
Homie - aight but u better play a banger
Cam - you already know nigga, we bumpin flute salad.

by DeeZeRS March 28, 2017

Salad Device

A specialized type of device designed to be used specifically on salad.

Hey, can you pass me the salad device, I need it for my salad.

by Ric Mic June 1, 2017