in a suitable sexual position with a (personal) first timer, stop, get a good grip and sincerely say, 'is this a bad time to tell you that I have ________(insert STD of your choice)?' Then stay in her as long as you can!!
‘God, you are AWESOME! I am so glad that you picked me up tonight.’
‘Well, I am awesome because I sleep around here and there quite a bit.’
‘Really? Shit, I never asked, you don’t have an STD do you?’
(Get the grip) ‘you like to French Rodeo?’
‘What?’
‘Yeah, I tested positive for herpes last week. YYEEEE-HAAAWW!’
‘Well, I am awesome because I sleep around here and there quite a bit.’
‘Really? Shit, I never asked, you don’t have an STD do you?’
(Get the grip) ‘you like to French Rodeo?’
‘What?’
‘Yeah, I tested positive for herpes last week. YYEEEE-HAAAWW!’
by coolamericanboy May 5, 2009
Get the French Rodeomug. A style of unprotected sex in which the male will take the female from behind, and randomly in the middle of intercourse grab her by the hair (preferably a ponytail) and whisper "i have aids" in her ear. As she attempts to scream and flee the male must ride her like a cowboy rides a bull, shouting and screaming "Yehaw!" for as long as possible, until the female either escapes or is knocked unconscious.
by phaterection December 13, 2008
Get the rodeo cowboymug. by Colonel Hannibal Smith June 18, 2003
Get the cat rodeomug. by Mike Craparo February 8, 2004
Get the down rodeomug. When you are doing a girl from behind, holding her ear lobes and pulling them hard when you're about to climax you tug as hard as you can and yell out "Woah easy girl!"
I was doing my gf and I performed a stallion rodeo when I climaxed, she stared and me with an angry face I couldn't help but laugh!
by Tyler177 December 24, 2009
Get the Stallion Rodeomug. "Dude, I saw you chatting up that girl with the piercing down her back at the Bostones show. You hit that?"
"HELLZ YES! I gave her a goth rodeo. lol, right?"
"HELLZ YES! I gave her a goth rodeo. lol, right?"
by feedmepoems April 23, 2010
Get the Goth Rodeomug. A style of stunt driving popularized / invented by Japanese D1 Drift Champion Yasuyuki Kazama.
The act of drifting a car while either sitting on the window sill, or straddling the door with one leg outside of the car. Occasionally a fully-seated driver drifting while holding open the drivers-side door with their foot or leg and one hand in the air.
The act of drifting a car while either sitting on the window sill, or straddling the door with one leg outside of the car. Occasionally a fully-seated driver drifting while holding open the drivers-side door with their foot or leg and one hand in the air.
by Captain Ass Pancakes March 6, 2012
Get the Rodeo Driftmug.