The Columbian popsicle

when you shove your feet up someones ass and make them suck the shit off your toes, they then proceed to puke it up into a cup, you then drink it and have explosive diarrhea all over the walls and roof, you then take a vacuum and suck all the "left overs" up put it in a condom and use the condom, when you "finish" you will take the frozen condom freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

You: I picked up this chick last night and we had the craziest night.
Friend: Oh really, what you do?
You: The columbian popsicle.

by hashddhsssndalfflfaln May 10, 2022

Smashed a box of popsicles

To be fed up with a situation

Yeah, I’ve just become very angry. I smashed a box of popsicles on Friday.

by Loren SanD May 5, 2025

popsicle factory

Another name for a place that the mentally challenged are housed.

Joe: Hey Bill, have you seen Lucas?
Bill: Well, the last I saw him he was wearing house slippers, and a gown. I think they were admitting him to the "Popsicle Factory.."

by LXI483 January 30, 2023

German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.

Joel and Saïd had a rough German Popsicle session last night.

by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021

Popsicle foot

When dogs lick your foot like a popsicle

My dog had a Popsicle foot today.

by BusFullOfShells June 17, 2015

Hawaiian Popsicle

When you cum stripes into a freezer till it freezes and takes the shape of dried lava and you make your parter eat it

“Dude last night was so freaky I gave her a Hawaiian Popsicle, she was going crazy over it”

“Yo what’s that?”

“A Hawaiian popsicle is when you cum stripes into a freezer till it freezes and takes the shape of dried lava and you make your parter eat it”

by The-sock-factory July 9, 2022

popsicle pair

A super cute gay couple who won't stop with the public displays of attention.

Hey would you look at that popsicle pair over there getting frisky , get a room!

by Emeline alys September 5, 2017