He thought he was a strong, healthy guy until he got his head dunked into the bucket of liquid nitrogen, leaving his mind shattered across the floor. As a human popsicle, he didn't stay in one piece for too long, a few seconds.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

An utterly despicable insult to one’s body image. To call someone a new universal insult to add salt to the wound
by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024

When a lover finishes onto a rag in below 0 temperatures (so that it is frozen) to which the other loved then consumes the frozen load like a popsicle
by RandomFuckerYouDontKnow47 January 31, 2025

The act of shitting on a condom during anal sex, then sticking your finger into said condom and licking the shit on it after orgasm
by wthevenisthis. January 4, 2025

when you shove your feet up someones ass and make them suck the shit off your toes, they then proceed to puke it up into a cup, you then drink it and have explosive diarrhea all over the walls and roof, you then take a vacuum and suck all the "left overs" up put it in a condom and use the condom, when you "finish" you will take the frozen condom freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.
You: I picked up this chick last night and we had the craziest night.
Friend: Oh really, what you do?
You: The columbian popsicle.
Friend: Oh really, what you do?
You: The columbian popsicle.
by hashddhsssndalfflfaln May 10, 2022

by The_Random_Dicthead May 20, 2019

When 3 Males have intercourse with their 3 dicks in the one butthole of another male or female, Then they Cum at once, And then one male fists the butthole scooping the Cum and licking it off the fist, then the other 2 males join in and lick the fist covered in cum.
by niggers with dicks June 5, 2016
