Eighty Percent

The percentage of illness a person has to feel in order for them to be declared as "Not well mate"

I'm only feeling eighty percent, I'm not well mate

by Baron Greenback December 10, 2008

high percentage play

Originally coined by basketball commentators, used to refer to a smart, and conventional move or decision made by a player, usually leading to a good outcome, such as a basket or foul on the opposing side.

When used in everyday speaking, it carries much the same meaning, and is usually used to point out whether or not a decision made was smart and paid off, or stupid and useless.

A: Dude.... I still don't have a date for the prom.
B: Just go ask (average girl) out, I bet she's on the same boat as you.
A: Screw her, I'm going to try asking (much more desired girl) to go.
B: Buddy, there's only a week left, it's not exactly a high percentage play, plus I bet she already has a date.

by seouldout December 27, 2010

Forty Percent Dating

When a nerdy couple date only using technology. One does not Forty Percent Date face to face, physical contact is not allowed and under no circumstances can the two speak to one another offline unless they are in a group of at least ten people. Forty Percent Dating is only used when both counterparts of the couple are too socially awkward, anxious or inept to do anything with one another. Both are extremely relieved when the relationship is terminated as they had difficulty stringing one sentence together in order to speak to their boyfriend/girlfriend. This mostly happens in younger couples with less experience in the dating world, not many can get passed Forty Percent Dating until their third or fourth relationship. It is then when they may grasp the concept of dates. It is not very often when a person finds themselves unable to get passed the Forty Percent Dating stage of their life. Normally, if this happens it is because the person is too co-dependent on their friends and doesn't make enough time for their relationship. It is suggested that they take a slight step back from their friendships and become more involved in their romantic interest. Forty Percent Dating is also known as: Somewhat Dating, Halfway Dating and Loveless Relationships.

"Hey man, did you finally dump that girl you had a Forty Percent Relationship with?"

<Person 1> and <Person 2> dated for three months. In that time they talked face to face once. The rest of their lives were dominated by the internet and texting, it was to the point that if they made eye contact it scared them. They were Forty Percent dating.

by Incapableofkeepingrelationship May 19, 2013

five percenter

Someone who teaches that the Black man is God. Contrary to popular belief, a Five Percenter can be black brown yellow or white. They believe in freedom, justice and equality.

Five Percenters are also known as the Gods and Earths. They do not believe in a God in the sky. Their emphasis is on teaching young men and women.

by Atu May 17, 2005

pass the parcel

The act of two mates sharing a bitch.

"Remember my friend sharing is caring, I'm always up for a game of pass the parcel" - Mr. Trials

by Trademark September 17, 2005

Pernelle

Adj. Used to describe a tall white female who is able to Krump and Dance like a small black woman/child.

Man. Did you see that pernelle last night?

Yeea Boi! She had some sweat asss moves a'ight!

by OfficeMax October 23, 2007

20 percent of Battery

a moment when an iPod or music player has 20 percent left of battery

symptoms include moaning, groaning, complaining, frustration and eventual boredom

"I'm ready to play infinity blade 2!"

*2 hours later*

screen "20 percent of battery"

"FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

by tubasplat2010 December 27, 2011