elusive white owl

A euphemism for the penis of a white guy that never gets laid. A person or one's penis earns this nickname, because, like the endangered owl, no one has ever fucking seen it.

Are you still calling your roommate Jordan's penis the "elusive white owl"?

Yeah, for sure. No girl wants to bone to a Grateful Dead soundtrack.

by AdvocatusDiaboli July 12, 2011

white owl smoker

a homosexual male. a 'white owl' is a brand of cigar, and also a humorous euphamism for a phallus.

"he wasn't too interested in going to the titty bar, maybe he's a white owl smoker"

by protocoldroid June 22, 2004

smokes the white owl

White owl cigars with the hole already in the tip look a lot like a penis, so smokes the white owl is a euphemism for fellitio.

Lennie Peterson smokes the white owl when he is not playing the bone.

by Ginger March 02, 2005

the owl house

the worst show on earth. luz is weaker then peter griffin even spongebob solos the WHOLE owl house world

the owl house is shit

by mr.drippyboi May 05, 2021

Superb Owl Sunday

A national holiday on February 7, to celebrate all the Superb Owls in ones life.

Friend 1: What did you get your owl for superb Owl sunday? Friend 2: I got him a nice juicy Mouse, I hope he appreciates it.

by WarlockOwl February 07, 2021

Great Horned Owl

An otherwise cool bird, terribly afflicted with the malady known as, "resting bitch face."

Do I have resting bitch face, or am I just a bitch that needs rest? I was up all night you know.

-Great Horned Owl. That's hoo.

by Olive989 March 11, 2023

butters my owl

Origin: Sort of like the phrase "That butters my bread", but combined with "That’s a hoot"(or a laugh)
Meaning: something that makes you happy or joyful

That was a funny joke. That butters my owl.

by G-rex and the Fox October 13, 2019