chronicly online

Chronicly online describes someone who has spent so much of their time online, it warps their sense of reality. This hinders their ability to effectively communicate about topics, like politics or social justice; because of their lack of experience in the real world.
"Look at Arson! Their singing gacha songs dressed as Todoroki from mha! They are so chronicly online."
by I.luv.sharks101 November 30, 2022
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Online School

When a virus shows up to your door and ruins of your life than if it were in your body.

Also known as Online School killed me before the virus
Me: Oh hey bob did you study for that test for today?
Bob: No I have the Cough Cough.
Me: It's okay that's not the problem, the problem is that there is Online School now...
Bob: Oh damn you Perry the Cough Cough!!!
by Candystaff912 October 12, 2020
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Online Commute

The process of logging into your work location online/remotely.
The possibility of accomplishing your office task remotely from any location by using a computer to access work information.
Hey John, my car broke down today, I'll think i'll just do online commute today
by AshiJ July 16, 2020
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vodka online

Shopping online while half blacked out and waking up to the bank account drained to stupid shit like selfie sticks
What the "f" I woke up after last nights vodka online episode and now have 300 Parker pens ??
by PtoWn_paul October 31, 2015
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Iris Online

A gpotato mmorpg, based around the tarot and gypsys.
Has three races; Humans, Elves and Hybrids.
Person 1: Hey! Guess what? I just found a new game to play!
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: It's called Iris Online.
Person 2: Oh, ok.
by Inky-paws April 17, 2011
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Bromance (Online)

On Instagram; When the homie comments a semi-romantic flirtatious comment on your most recent post.
On SC; When you send a homie a dick pick, or you receive one, its not necessarily gay, although you too do have a homoerotic friendship (bromance)

On Twitter; when you @ your homie on your feed (or vice-versa)
for instagram: "sexy" ,"hot", "cute", "💕", etc. (bromance
for sc: Homie 1: "Hey homie nice dick" Homie 2: "np dog, yours isnt that bad either"

for twitter: @hommie you're cute as hell dog

in a sentence: "are yall daitin? you seem pretty romantic online.", "nah we just have a really strong bromance" "what type of bromance" "a bromance (online)
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online suicide

The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.
Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".
by Leumas Fyzz March 07, 2014
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