Created a large hole via. Drill into your urethra. Then put multiple toothpicks into your urethra, make sure they stick out. Then run full speed into a wall dick first with it being hard.
by Alfie Thomas roughley June 16, 2025
Get the Oklahoma slammermug. by Hunter Bunter May 6, 2025
Get the Oklahoma Old-Fashionedmug. When a guy is crushin' puss and sticks a fork into a light socket. The electric current rushes through both partners causing extreme orgasm. Side effects often include the shitting of oneself due to excessive stimulation.
by Thick Biscuit October 9, 2016
Get the Oklahoma Thunderbangmug. The act of walking past your buddy after he’s just gotten out of the shower, full frontal nude, whilst welling up a gnarly turd cutter- and farting on it.
Bro I got Sebby so good, got him with the old Oklahoma Lightning Rod when he hopped out of the shower
by The BubbleMaker March 2, 2025
Get the Oklahoma Lightning Rodmug. Elijah's friend: Hey have you heard that someone destroyed Oklahoma?
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.
by Mxvoidfall June 7, 2023
Get the Oklahoma destroyermug. An Oklahoma greeter is one who welcomes people into a home of naked chimpanzees. This person is normally naked whilst getting jerked off by a disabled man. Often times the chimps will be getting cummed on by a school of middle schoolers.
by Hutler February 2, 2023
Get the Oklahoma greetermug. When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.
“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”
“Yeah man she was an easy rider”
“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”
“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”
“Yeah man she was an easy rider”
“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”
“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”
by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019
Get the Salty Oklahomamug.