Confused

by September 14, 2020
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Confused

Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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Slayfully confusing

When you wanna lick remis pussy but also need sleep
Its so slayfully confusing, I wanna pick remis pussy but need sleep
by Remiratty October 28, 2022
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I understand the confusion

The most polite way to start a Canadianfuck you”, using ‘I understand the confusion” can be used to start the most polite “fuck you” statement any person will hear in their entire life.
Me: “What colour do you all see?”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”
by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018
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confused honking

when someone says somthing you dont understand or when something happens and you dont know whats going on
person a: guys i just ate a rock it was so soft
person b: confused honking
by somegoose January 20, 2021
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confusaled

Another way of saying confused.
I'm so confusaled
by Rose Brownjohn August 13, 2020
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