Nooker

A Nooker is a commonly used term when talking about an African-American hooker/prostitute. The term is mainly used by the privileged white male while on vacation, a golf outing, fishing trip or just hanging with the boys on a work night.

“Hey man it’s Vegas Wednesday do you want to do Rippy Magoo‘s and get a couple nookers”

by BigJohn6969 April 8, 2021

Noose

Noose also known as Slip knot, hang mans rope, etc

I’m going to tie a noose around my neck

by Cyclone_Sav April 21, 2021

nooderoo

A word to describe that feeling when you wake up on a Tuesday with an empty bottle of wine and a bed full of breaded shrimp and have no idea how the fuck you got there.

“It really gave me a nooderoo.”
“Well that was a nooderoo of a situation...”

by Inky0502 May 15, 2021

Noosey

When a man from Connecticut smokes 23 packs of cigarettes in a week, has 9 cups to coffee in one day, and showers for 3 days straight.

Man 1: Dude, Humphrey got lung cancer.
Man 2: Wow, he pulled a Noosey.

by Big Hot Men May 21, 2021

noobert

A youtuber that's unknown, said to mess with others.

dude1; Do you know who Noobert is?
dude2: No?
dude1: you uncultured swine
dude2: WHO EVEN IS THAT

by anonymous October 18, 2021

Noose in a bucket

Everythings in shambles; re: a persons' life, mind, and soul.

Damn that clerk really had my noose in a bucket with that one.

by Guardo St. Jergen November 8, 2021

Noober

A play on the word noob. Used by the world's most famous discord troll, Kielder, in Med App and MCAT servers. The word used in this context has lost its noob meaning, as the biggest noober is the one who uses the word. Kielder and his pal Walter, love to call Preston and Glizzy noober.

How did you do on the MCAT noober?
Noober how many clinical hours do you have?

by Renomegaly November 21, 2021