Mystery moment

A moment where Mystery kicks children for pleasure and out of sheer boredom.
Did you just see that? That's a Mystery moment
Mys is kicking children again? Mystery moment
by anotlostman April 20, 2021
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Mystery Mudding

The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.
Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.
by JBCB March 09, 2024
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Mystery-wind

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.
1. Yes! I've been looking forward to this Mystery-wind all day!

2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.
by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 05, 2006
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Mystery arse

Only used as a last resort when you have no come back
Shup you ya big smell
Response: You’re nun but a mystery arse
by Ernestas starch December 02, 2019
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Mystery arse

Lucas you’ve some mystery arse
by Erniefella December 02, 2019
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mystery finger

It's a mystery finger, the meanest finger to show a person. No one knows what it even means...

Sike. We all know what it is!
See my mystery finger? Figure out what it means!
by Set Blue 23 November 21, 2018
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mysterious

you are not mysterious
by olivia_longbottom May 01, 2023
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