Mong

If you read this then you are a mong

You absolute mong

by Thick twat March 1, 2020

Mona vale

Mona vale full of adlays come here to be rolled or get your head stomped with the youth yungins in the kiddy park on top of the shade cloth run by Mona boys who smoke cones at smokers and back of village park

Where’s the sesh at? Village park Mona vale

by Doin der March 31, 2021

Mong

Bad slur Emma says a lot

My sister used to call me a mong

by Emmasaysbadslurs February 4, 2022

Bucket mong

A shit labourer useful only for his ability at filling and emptying buckets of mortar for bricklayers or tossing rubble into a skip. Usually found with a rolled up cigarette standing against a shovel

‘Oi, labourer, I need some bricks and mortar pal sharpish’
“Wait while I have this cigarette”
‘Fuck that, we need some stuff you bucket mong.’

by PissedUpBrickie May 17, 2018

Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

mong off

Another way to say go away, fcuk off, get lost.

I wish you would mong off and leave me alone.

by F A B Scott May 19, 2006

mongo

A character from the movie. Blazing Saddles.

Mongo is hu"mongo"ous!

by Britt March 19, 2005