Milo

-Complaining due to a lack of understanding of a joke or not being invited to the function.

-Making the single most toxic apology known to man which isn’t even an apology and is just attacking everyone.

-Lying about self improvement for sympathy points before retiring to the status quo.

-Posting triggering jokes intentionally to garner attention and then throwing a whole ass fucking tantrum when you get what you want.

“Guys can you please not say that it’s really triggering.”

“You’re milo-ing so hard right now dude”

by EnVallion July 15, 2023

Milo

milo <3 oh my god this man is amazing ,, we have been togetger for more than a month and im in love ,, hes so sweet o me ,, he gives me compliments and it makes my confidence boost more ,, he protects me ,, he loves me ,, i could make a whole ass essay on how much i love him ,, hes the most perfect boy ever ,, hes so beautiful ,, from his eyes to his hair ,, everything about him is so<33 I love milo so much mg

"Milo is perfect<3"
"Ikr!"

by Karl ! <3 September 2, 2021

milo

a introverted boy who like emo rock music and is very against dating

a milo

by ris034 July 5, 2023

Milo

Milo is a man with a knob the size of Ethiopia that scrapes along the ground when he walks. He is a sexy guy and you can play jump rope with his penis.

Milo "I bummed a dude yesterday"

by Jizzy2Dizzy September 16, 2023

milo

a bitch

you are a milo

by milos dad who left to get milk June 20, 2022

milo milkshake

When a bloke cums in someone's arse and keeps banging them with a floppy or the second bloke has a go.

It slipped into the wrong hole last night so I made a milo milkshake.

by Owzy. April 9, 2019

Milo

Milo is the perfect boy. He's absolutely adorable, he cares about his girlfriend and he doesn't know how much she loves him. He is so pretty and she is so perfect, he cares about his pets and her family. He is the best person a person could ask for, he can light up any room he walks into. He makes everyone in her life happy, whether it believes it or not. she's absolutely beautiful, like drop dead gorgeous and he can't see it. He's self conscious and no one can understand why because it's so perfect. He overthinks everything and wonders if it's enough for anyone but he is more than enough and she'll never believe it, but everyone else knows how valuable he is to them. He is his girlfriends favorite person and she going to marry him. He makes his girlfriend so happy and she can't get enough of it. Everyone loves him and he doesn't know it. He deserves everything good in this world, he's just so sweet to everyone even if they don't deserve it. He is amazing in every way

"Milo is the best boyfriend ever, I love him."
"I love Milo," "I do too. He's just so perfect"

by Kie-azula December 4, 2022