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mdjamz

Vampire assembler at walmart that lives forever by taking life force away from other associates. Known to fart in a way that is unhuman.
Once a year the mdjamz will shed it's epidermis to reveal a fresh layer of skin that is more youthful. This usual occours durring a winter month.
When the mdjamz is unable to obtain life force it becomes fragile, weak, pale and starts to cough up extreme amounts of mucus.
The mdjamz will always have full time hours and will never be bothered by managers due to their extreme fear of him.
Don't walk by the assembler area or that mdjamz will suck the life force out of you with his extreme farts.
by bojangles007 December 29, 2009
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Tan [mdpv]

A variant of mdpv created by John Mcafee the creator of mcafee antivirus.

Tan, also known as "super perv powder" makes you extremely horny and paranoid. It was created around 2012 after mcafee moved to Belize to presumably escape legal troubles and to develop a drug with 31 year old ethnobotanist Allison Addonizio called quorumex. He posted about his findings on a popular drug forum called Bluelight.ru under the username Stuffmonger.

Sources: "John McAfee: The Craziest Man In Tech (Part 2/4)" on youtube and the tan thread on Bluelight.ru
Examples of Tan mdpv being talked about in a sentence by John Mcaffee are as follows:

"Measure your dose, apply a small amount of saliva to just the tip of your middle finger, press it against the dose, insert. You will be well rewarded."

"I will not, anymore, let anyone on Tan be alone with my dogs for example. (I have 14 dogs). Twice in the past year Tan users (one man, one woman - both after major massive doses, to be fair), attempted to have sex with one of my dogs."
by Pee Doge January 5, 2021
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D.M.D

DMD, your “dick me down” or “dick oppointment” can be someone you love dearly or a fuck buddy
I’m going to see my D.M.D
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s.m.d.t.i.c

by Lighters01 April 24, 2017
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by anonymous June 15, 2021
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MDSF

Mean Dick-Sucking Face

You've all seen a girl with an MDSF, you just haven't realized exactly what you were seeing. She's got that look in her eyes: she takes it, and she takes it deep; it looks like she hates everything about the act, but she CAN'T and WON'T stop.
Man #1: There's this girl in my Logic class, man... she got a fat booty and an MDSF
Man #2: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
by icking1 February 15, 2006
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MDL

Abbreviation for Mac Daddy Lew, which is an alias for rapper Lewisville Slugga. Originates from girls back in high school who noticed he had lots of girls. Still is used in occasional songs.
Brandee: "Hey MDL! You got any green?"
Lewisville Slugga: "You got some head?"
by Lewisville Slugga February 28, 2010
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