Josh

A little beta boi bitch who simps on girls because his life is shit.

They will typically play the victim, when in actuality the caused everything.
person 1: "you heard about Stacey's new simp?"

person 2: "yeah, hes probably called Josh"
by josh is a simp August 07, 2020
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Josh. A great guy. Gives the biggest best hugs. He makes me smile but if your on his bad side be careful.. very very tall but at least he’s there to protect you, right? Haha. huggable and sweet. Yeh we’ve had rough times but after a while and a few attempts we’ve settled on it. We love each other and it’s perfect that way. Cockatoo. A nickname for you. Oh and btw ur bros pre cool haha

Great guy and the best friend anyone could want. Maybe it’s the Polish in your blood that makes you tall but damn I need a step ladder..

lmao
“Who’s that dickhead over there?”

“It’s Josh, just get to know him he’s a great guy!!”
by Kiwiifruut44 April 06, 2019
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The type of person that would wash his hands after a shower, and only be known for being funny.
Yoe reckon she likes him?

No, he's probably a Josh
by DripexX October 22, 2019
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Verb:

Definition: To Josh: To repeatedly pester and annoy a prospect/customer with a series of phone calls and email communication with increasing levels of aggressiveness and increasingly desperate demands, ultimately leading to "radio silence" and "no-man's land," and killing the deal.
The opportunity was promising, but the salesman Joshed the prospect and now they have informed us we will not allowed to participate in the upcoming RFP.
by The Axel July 26, 2017
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Generally these people are kind, heart warming and put their life on the line for others. They generally have massive penises and are out going for a girl.
Woah, That guy is such a Josh!
by MOTHER FUCKIN SHIT CUNT February 23, 2018
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The kid who is always whipped by his girl. A josh a.k.a a cuck or a snake is the first kid to boy a motive for his girl even though she bullies him. You can always rely on a Josh to tell you how bad him and his girls relationship is but he will never learn his lesson. Often, you may find a Josh in the company of his girl wearing her clothes such as a dress and heels but he will always tell you he was pressured into it.
Friend 1 - Yo, you seen Josh at all today
Friend 2 - Nah fam, he left the house this morning to go get a haircut
Friend 1 - Bro, it's 9pm i bet he's at that girls house again
Friend 2 - For sure man, that kid is such a Josh
by TheWordTeller December 09, 2019
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Josh tries to find the right person. He'll keep looking until he finds them. If he loves you and you let him go, it will break his heart. He is an extraordinary, amazing, kind, smart, attractive, and funny. He can make anyone laugh no matter what mood they're in. Josh is the best person you'll ever meet.
I love Josh!

Who doesn't?
by Seball November 20, 2016
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