polyester jester

Used as an insult for someone who buys cheap, clothes or products online— typically made of polyester, elastane and other synthetic materials.

Can refer to:
1. Someone who dresses head-to-toe in fast fashion from sites like Shein, Temu, Fashion Nova, AliExpress etc.

2. Someone who tries to save money by buying knockoff or low-cost versions of things (clothes, car seats, etc.), only to end up with shit-quality sweatshop slop.

“Fml. I am the polyester jester for getting this cheap hoodie off of Aliexpress because its synthetic fabric is trapping in all my sweat like a sauna”

by Sudokuloser July 12, 2025

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Biff-ie Jester

cheap ass plastic Lighters you get for about 99p/per1000 and the break like MoFo's from broadway!

"Pass me that that biff-ie Jester son!"
"no juice man, its busted again!"
"SHIT SON!"

by kidd March 6, 2004

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Jaylin The Jester

A flop ass bitch.

Person 1: ew... Is that Jaylin The Jester
Person 2: *gags* yea what a flop

by Totallynotvain September 11, 2020

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sara and jesper

sara and jesper are complete opposite people, sara is amazing and beautiful, cool, funny and sweet. she is pretty much the coolest person in the world, she has gorgeous brown eyes, a snatched nose that people would pay thousands for, her smile lights up a room, and her braces are so totes adorbs. jesper, on the other hand, is addicted to lying, biting, being a wingy little bitch and much more. the only good thing about him is his earlobes. so soft man. i would kill for those lobes'

although it seems sara could do so, SO much better, she still went for that ugly old fart jesper. and they love each other very much. and theyre best BEST friends, and if he ever leaves her she will hunt him down and chop off his weiner :-)

damn did you see sara and jesper today?

didn't know she would go for him man, poor girl

by cheeselover12 February 14, 2022

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