Back in the days when the law was truly an ass, a witness was strong enough to cast judgement on any poor soul they wish to pass blame. Sometimes it took knocking on peoples doors to ask 'can I get a witness', and where the idea for Jehovah Witnesses come from for knocking on peoples doors and throwing the book at them. Taking desperate measures to either clear someones name or to pass blame on to another. Can also be used for those quick marriages some like to have that same day when only set eyes on someone.
Woman: "I'm desperate, please help me to save my son....please, I beg of you."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."
Stranger: "ok, I see what I can do."
Woman: "thank you, thank you, praise the lord."
Stranger: "Can I get a witness?"
Random Passer-by: "Sure, I'll say he was with me all the time."
by Long Johns August 25, 2013
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by ozeye optips June 12, 2020
Get the yeetus beetus can i sniff your feetusmug. by ItsLumin October 13, 2021
Get the Can I put My balls in your jaw?mug. I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".
by metaphoricals June 14, 2010
Get the Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus?mug. A compilation of disgusting videos listed in the order below
1. A woman pushes a beer can out of her pussy
2. 2 camels fucking on the road
3. A woman sitting on an arm (all the way in)
4. A girl pushing hundreds of gummy worms out of her asshile and pussy
5. A man harshly fisting a woman on a boat
6. A woman shoves her arm into another woman pussy and pushes upwards, so you can see the arm.
1. A woman pushes a beer can out of her pussy
2. 2 camels fucking on the road
3. A woman sitting on an arm (all the way in)
4. A girl pushing hundreds of gummy worms out of her asshile and pussy
5. A man harshly fisting a woman on a boat
6. A woman shoves her arm into another woman pussy and pushes upwards, so you can see the arm.
by THE FUCK IS A CUMQUAT!!?? June 14, 2020
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Get the can i get a bum of those patatoe chipsmug.