Hippo Bite

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.

I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016

Hippo

A girl that's fat but still all the guys like her. See Tayler for more.

Hey Nathan isn't Tayler such a hippo?

by Tub of lard December 14, 2014

Stink Eyed Hippo

The act of hiding one's shitted underwear or pants under a bed.

Natalia: Oh man it stinks in here!

Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.

by dan_gleewang January 13, 2021

Hippo cock

A hippo with a cock the size of the moon

Wow look at that hippo cock

by Big daddy toe 69 January 5, 2019

hippo po thomas

the best pronunciation for hippopotamus.

Did you see that giant hippo po thomas?

by deedawdumdeedum January 4, 2022

oogly depressed hippo

an oogly hippos name is probably quincy

my name is quincy and im a oogly depressed hippo

by oogly hippo September 2, 2020

Hippo

Your mother

brother1: your mom is a hippo

by Th3Cy4 February 15, 2024