A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.
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Get the Do-Hanger mug.The act of sitting on top of someone's face like a perched gargoyle with your feet and balls in their mouth at the same time.
Gurt: Me and my girl usually get pretty freaky. Last night i gave her a Nigerian Coat Hanger.
J. Epstein: You make me sick.
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Get the Hangering Out mug.Jaw Hanger (noun): When your jaw takes a leisurely stroll south, showcasing a face stuck in a constant state of confusion. Side effects may include driving that mimics a turtle's commute – slow, meandering, and with the occasional confused detour.
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Get the Jaw Hanger mug.The female equivalent of blue balls. A slang term to refer to a mildly painful feeling in the clitoris of unrelieved sexual arousal. It can also refer to “sexual frustration” in general.
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