by FagAbuser March 21, 2022

A slip of the tongue phonetically when spoken with pace, a "Gram Rattler", or officially a Graham Rattalla, is an unusually rattled and cooked cunt in a public or private place. Lost in the Gram haze aka LaLa Land, with vision flickering levels that would rival any Red Mitsibishi dealer in the early 2000s, is usually found confused, genuinely lost and rarely found old mate Graham Rattala, or Gram Rattler, is likely a life changing and character building shot at living up to your full psychosis life potential...
"I just had a Gram Rattler in the neck, 8 hour power wank and broke multiple ladies", or in lamens terms, "Hi how are ya? Graham Rattalla. Its a pleasure that I can be here on this lovely day..." It just depends on how quickly and how cooked it is spoken post red...
by Jim Lobster February 7, 2024

Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.
Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.
Person 1: Hmmm.
Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.
Person 1: Hmmm.
by Writing Hard March 24, 2022

example:
Jim: 'Dude, why doesn't the Sun go to college?'
Blair: 'I don't know, dude'
J: 'Because it has a million degrees, dude!'
B: 'Graham!'
B: 'Sh!t I meant haha, dude'
J: 'Graham!'
Jim: 'Dude, why doesn't the Sun go to college?'
Blair: 'I don't know, dude'
J: 'Because it has a million degrees, dude!'
B: 'Graham!'
B: 'Sh!t I meant haha, dude'
J: 'Graham!'
by Jim is dude August 28, 2019

Not to be confused with Gram and/or Graeme.Can be one of the following, no in between:
1. Sings all the time, and is one of the top actors in his age group. Really short, and micah makes jokes about his height. He has a lot of freckles, and good at most everything. Understands you when you don’t.
2.Really bad at math, Goofy, and likes the Patriots. A great future talk show host, and is the greatest procrastinator on the planet. Plays the trumpet, and will pout when you make trumpet jokes. Super chill.
1. Sings all the time, and is one of the top actors in his age group. Really short, and micah makes jokes about his height. He has a lot of freckles, and good at most everything. Understands you when you don’t.
2.Really bad at math, Goofy, and likes the Patriots. A great future talk show host, and is the greatest procrastinator on the planet. Plays the trumpet, and will pout when you make trumpet jokes. Super chill.
1.
Milo: Can I sit there?
Graham: We all love me, but there’s no room.
Milo:
Milo: I sit next to you every day.
Milo: Your sitting by yourself.
2.
Milo: Alright, lets do the math project.
50 minutes later
Graham: ....so then I told her...,
The rest of the class: oooooooo
Milo: Can I sit there?
Graham: We all love me, but there’s no room.
Milo:
Milo: I sit next to you every day.
Milo: Your sitting by yourself.
2.
Milo: Alright, lets do the math project.
50 minutes later
Graham: ....so then I told her...,
The rest of the class: oooooooo
by Smoll Brain March 11, 2020

by 0ptx October 28, 2021

Harrison D-G is the best person on earth. he's super cool and fun and can be sassy but also really, really funny. he will joke around with you a lot and hopefully make you laugh a lot.
Guy 1: that Harrison is a really cool guy.
Guy 2: Oh you mean Harrison Dement-Graham? Yeah he's awesome
Guy 2: Oh you mean Harrison Dement-Graham? Yeah he's awesome
by dominoCKLove&Spirit July 20, 2018
