Graham Weston

Best dad ever

My dad just spent two hours looking for his keys that were in his hand the whole time, then celebrated finding them by taking us for ice cream. You can't get more Graham Weston than that.

Dad walked into the kitchen, opened six different cabinets looking for a bowl that was sitting right in front of him on the counter, then declared he was 'just testing us.' Classic Graham Weston reconnaissance mission.

He promised to follow a recipe 'to the letter' then proceeded to substitute half the ingredients with 'whatever we had lying around,' created a small kitchen fire, and still somehow made the best dinner ever. That's the Graham Weston culinary experience for you.

by theanonymousplatypus February 27, 2025

Graham Corlew

Pedophile.

(Math Teacher): I'm gonna touch minors
(Graham Corlew): Get out of my territory.
(Graham Corlew): *Strokes to Guinea Pigs passionately*

by superdupermegaultragigaballs69 March 4, 2025

Graham's Million

An number thats graham's number to the power of 1 million.

Person 1: Whats your favourite number?

Person 2: Graham's Million.

by Hippopotomonstresesquipedalio March 23, 2025

Graham

A kid who has a bad hair cut, no friends and crashes out all the fucking time... JK! Grahams are funny and care about others feelings. They're smart and have a shit ton of friends.

Person 1: Oh shit is that graham
Person 2: Don't make him mad all of his friends will come at you

by A_U_T_U_M_N April 29, 2025

Graham grayballing

The act of when a Graham's girlfriend is licking and nibbling his scabby salty balls, she looks like a rabid flea infested dog when it's feverishly nibbling itself to scratch at its fleas, the scum soaked scabs are her favourite snack. Mmm

Accidentally walks in on a Graham and his girlfriend's while she's gobbling his nutsack like a starving dog,

Ugh man. I didn't know ur into Graham grayballing

Snacks anyone? She's asks... scabs drifting from her lips.. it's sooo tasty

by Graham guzzler June 20, 2025

Colby Graham

An exciting and all round amazing guy/girl, This person will make you so happy as they are sweet, funny and good in bed, anybody out there would be lucky to have a colby graham.

OMG i love that colby graham
that colby graham is so fine
i bet you wish you were a colby graham

by relikz July 6, 2012

ash graham

A technique in which a female attempts to elude a creepy male, by offering her mothers phone number in place of her own, extremely low, yet highly effective

"Did you just give that guy your number?"
"No way I pulled an Ash Graham"
"Nice!"

by Dinks January 15, 2015