Piss Gloves

Often occurs during blizzard after six or seven beers, you are driving with winter heavy gloves and have piss. Male takes winter gloves off and dip cock into each finger hole of winter glove while pissing uncontrollably. When all finger and fist hole are full piss, you sorry. Nothing to do but take glove off and put in dryer 60 minute high heat to create piss glove.

Benjamin Button made Piss Gloves in Twister when he saw funnel cloud and slapped cum out of Helen Hunt until he hydro slammed storm shelter. Keanu and Sandra loved how fast it happen.

by robkapfer4 December 30, 2025

Piss Gloves

Often occurs during blizzard after six or seven beers, you are driving with winter heavy gloves and have piss. Male takes winter gloves off and dip cock into each finger hole of winter glove while pissing uncontrollably. When all finger and fist hole are full piss, you sorry. Nothing to do but take glove off and put in dryer 60 minute high heat to create piss glove.

Benjamin Button made Piss Gloves in Twister when he saw funnel cloud and slapped cum out of Helen Hunt until he hydro slammed storm shelter. Keanu and Sandra loved how how fast.

by robkapfer4 December 30, 2025

bring your boxing gloves

When someone challenges you to follow the rules for the purposes of working out a disagreement until the bout is called.

I told my ex-wife to "bring your boxing gloves" to meeting we are having tomorrow regarding a disagreement we are meeting to resolve.

by Boxing buff November 20, 2013

cherry picking gloves

Worn over extended periods to make cherry picking easier.

That pricks wearing his cherry picking gloves again!

by Braveheart 16.5% February 10, 2017

buckets and gloves

1. Protective equipment used when boxing for fun (usually a hockey helmet and boxing gloves)
2. Boxing with a friend (usually while drunk)

Let's put on the buckets and gloves and go for round two.

Hold my beer while I drop him in buckets and gloves

by sixtynineman June 7, 2018

Sin City snow globe

When you put whipped cream in a woman’s buttcrack, then she spreads her buttcheeks and farts spraying whipped cream around like a snow globe.

I spread her cheeks to eat my fill of her butthole and whipped cream, she farted like a Clydesdale spraying me like I was in a Sin City Snow Globe

by Booty McPounderson December 25, 2018

grandma snow globe dome

A grandma got run over by a reindeer snow globe dome is snorting lines of coke while the female snorts lines of coke off your erect penis and then gives you a blowjob

That silverfox cougar gives the best grandma snow globe dome.

by Janos n da guap July 10, 2019