by $$$$$$GM$$$$$$ December 14, 2014

by YAAAYEEET April 8, 2020

Gabe is a mantenido. Gabe likes to game also he is trash is fortnite but he thinks he is the best he usually falls in love with guys name juanitos.Gabe masterbates 30 times a day if you find a Gabe dont let him go keep a Gabe.Has a 1 inch penis
by Ajua February 6, 2019

An amazing mofo that is prob gonna steal everyone’s babe. He loyal, he smart, and he got the biggest shlonger ever. This Mexican man wasn’t raised as a bitch.
by Shlonger donger February 17, 2018

What's Up Guys? Coach Gabe Here! Reminding You... To Stay Active, Do Your Sit-ups At Home, And That I Miss You Guys And I Hope Everything's Going Okay, Talk To You Later.
by TheSuperStinkyJohnLiska April 9, 2021

by Mastercard December 13, 2021

Noun, One who lacks a quality that others need to thrive; derived from the 2011 Darwin Awards runner up Gabe Hoffman who died in a tragic bird crap cleaning accident; A name for someone who has characteristics similar to Big Bird; seems to not care what others say.
Dave:"Hey Jeff that guy over there mooning the girls track team looks like a real Gabe Hoffman."................................. Jeff:"I know right.".
by GdawgHoff October 5, 2011
