Greasy head, long fingers, long body, looks like a booty hole, smells like a dumpster, gayer than the moon, buys makeup,rapist and chronic toes.
by Nancy Mcclelland February 26, 2018

by Blockkid April 1, 2019

A loser noodle. A pale-ass bitch who never tries to salvage relationships and would rather give up than fight while making empty promises along the way. If you meet an Eric, good luck because he's just gonna fuckin lie to you and lure you into a false sense of security and domestic happiness before you realize he's never actually going to try and do anything in his life and will rely on you forever.
by Theawkwardgabe October 19, 2019


by Sammy😘 November 11, 2018

Eric is BALD as fuck!
by Sesames September 5, 2020
