Cullenism

A religion for people that don't know what to do with their lives. Which are all Twilight fangirls.

They obsess over Edward Cullen (Hence the word, CULLENism) Believe Stephanie Meyers is a god and that Twilight is the new bible. Often they scare people with their new found "religion" or if the person says they don't like Twilight, or think it's average, they'll beat that person into submission or call you a fat-ass with no life (Quite ironic, non?)

Person 1: I'm conducting a survey to see what religion people are, may I ask what yours is?

Person 2: OMG, I go by Cullenism!1!! You've never heard of it?! Edward Cullen's soooo hot!!!11 Stephanie Meyer is a god and Twilight is the new bible!1!! You should joi-

Person 1: *runs away*

Person: YOU FAT-ASS!!!11one YOU HAVE NO LIFE!!1! RETARD!!11oneone D:<

by Evening Okami September 4, 2010

Cullan

A really really HOT dude,Who says nothing but the truth. He is really REALLY nice and gets all the women and the men. Cullan is all round perfect

cullan: im looking hot today
man: omg you must be a cullan since you are REALLY REALLY HOT

by Mermaidloverdontcall999 November 26, 2019

Cullin

Someone who forgets things after saying it many times. Will randomly come into the conversation asking question about said thing that was told to him multiple times

Yo guys,did you hear about the weather next week? Bro,we told you this all week long! Totally a cullin

by Skynet07 December 7, 2019

Great Online Conservative/Libertarian Culling

Our times are regressing to new forms of unjustified persecution never seen before. Wake up folks. The great culling online has begun. Who's going to stand up to the media and silicon valley regime?
Reporter walks up to old lady conservative.... 'Did you know you are a Russian bot"

Lady: no I am not.

Reporter: but it shows on your Facebook that you support the 2nd amendment and have a distrust in the media as well as believe in small government.

Lady: excuse me? Are trying to false label me into silence?

Reporter: well the Russians control your Facebook page and we believe you colluded with them.

Lady: my family fought for free speech. Let's have a war with YOU the media and companies silencing conservatives.

The Great Online Conservative/Libertarian Culling makes me want to help start a new fresh revolution.

by NOT GOING TO TAKE IT August 7, 2018

edward cullening

To go down on a girl on her period

Dude did you here?! The kid next door was totally Edward Cullening his ex girlfriend!! He totally licked that blood!

by JoshyRockx April 23, 2014

Collenemy

A colleague who is also an enemy. A collenemy may act friendly and professional toward you but will do sneaky things at work to make them look better than you in the interests of promotions etc. Opposite of a frolleague

I was hungover this morning but to make things worse Shannon, my collenemy, told the boss I rocked up to work late again.

by Felicia d'Souza September 15, 2009

Cuylen

A guy who is caring in every way but will sometimes do what he needs to get what he wants. Cuylen loves his family,friends and loved ones, He will do anything to keep he and his family safe. Cuylen is someone who will never give up on a person even if they make mistakes. Cuylen is a VERY good looking guy and if you say the wrong thing he will attack you like there was no tomorrow! Any living creature who knows a Cuylen should be very grateful they do.

"Hey have you seen Cuylen?"

by Classied._.HeHe December 3, 2019