Crusty Sunshine

When you fuck a person's asshole so hard that their asshole rips apart and starts to bleed.
I feel bad for giving Jane a crusty sunshine.
by Blob Joe April 29, 2011
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Ugo crusty

When someone is overwhelmingly ugly and unattractive. Most likely smells like dogshit.
Yeah, my ex-girlfriend was Ugo Crusty, I don’t know why I ever dated her
by Assmaster04$) November 19, 2018
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crusty custard

The act of letting ones semen dry inside of the vagina and then eating her out
Girl im gunna eat yo crusty custard
by Megazoidberg February 11, 2016
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Crusty Nate

In any situation where you and or someone else jerks off onto someones eyes and it dries forming a crusty layer unenabling them to open there eyes when they awake.
Dude last night jeff past out after he drank all my booze so to get back at him i gave him a crusty nate.
by PreNatel January 05, 2011
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crusty corndog

Mr Stiver is being such a crusty corndog!
by CRUSTY CORNDOG September 30, 2017
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Crusty Buthole

Disease contracted only by cats, causing them to have crust grown on thier buthole. It is a very common and good kind of illness, because when the cat uses the litter box, the crust is moved around the buthole as the poop comes out, resulting in the cat kicking his back legs up from the tickle of the moving crust and ensuring the cover up of it's poop.
Phil said "My house doesn't stink as much since my cat contracted crusty buthole".

Rilo replied "Oh yeah, they cover it up every time they use it, my cats the same way".
by Chaddog January 01, 2010
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