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crop dusting

Farting while walking. Usually to avoid blame. Since walking creates a substantial pocket of air to in your wake, it also helps to wave your hand in front of your anus to allow the fart to escape this vortex.
While on my way to the bathroom, I was almost caught crop dusting the office. To dissipate the smell, I causally waved my hand in front of my anus to allow the fart to escape the vortex.
by jawz101 February 5, 2019
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Tend to my crops

A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.
Quandairus stop pestering the women and tend to my crops
by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025
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Crop dusting

Crop dusting is a form of airbending using your asscheeks to target your enemies with your fart, you suck air in with your anus and then shoot out the fart using your Chakra
Oh damn, Jenny keeps Crop dusting me with her rank cooter queef
by CooterCatcher June 3, 2016
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bumper crop

An extra-abundant harvest of vehicle-parts dat are grown on a truck farm.
As much as some motorheads love to bash into things, they better hope dat there's always a bumper crop each year, so dat they'll be able to get replacements whenever they need them!
by QuacksO February 11, 2023
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You're the cream to my crop

When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.
Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.

Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.
by Sydney Aebly August 1, 2015
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crop liver

Someone who makes a stupid/silly mistake or typo. Comes from the pet site Neopets.
by HCer February 25, 2010
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miku crops

A TikTok creator (@mikucrops) who gained popularity by cropping low quality memes and putting a blue background with Hatsune Miku In it.
"hey, where did you find that video?"
"I found it on miku crops"
by cowboypiss69 June 15, 2023
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