Chris

Chris is just a straight up total fucking dog and doesn't attend your birthday dinners.

1: are you coming to my birthday dinner?
Chris: yeah man of course
(birthday dinner date)
1: Wheres Chris?! he's fucking dogged us again!

by PreamCied May 02, 2019

Chris

A person who is always wrong.

Oh my gosh, you are being such a Chris right now.

by jayyykayyy April 30, 2018

Chris

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Random Dude: Hi
Chris: Dude you're such a Chris.

by nadheem simp November 23, 2021

Chris

A huge cock who likes one of your friends crush but won admit it.

Chris is a faggot

by Babyboi1212 February 18, 2019

Chris

A sexy guy that makes a girl laugh handsome and strong

Wow that's a chris

by Jenna Per August 27, 2017

Chris

Chris.
A name given to a pure legend,

A Chris will always take charge,
Demand authority and 11 times out of 10, you will refer to him as Boss.

Chris' also have magical pantie-dropping abilities that are far ahead of thier time, it is really to much for a vanilla bitch.

There he go right there,
Chris the the boss mother fucker.
I heard even dead chicks get moist when he visit the cemetery

by Box brigade May 23, 2018

Chris

He’s a hot lookin guy but will cheat with u, in many ways, that’s because a lot of people like him.

Chris why are u cheating on me

by Fissticks January 20, 2020